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Killing Children
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Eat Pizza Brain Death
01:28
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East Poundtown
02:07
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Permenant Headache
01:36
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Black Sunshine
00:46
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I wrapped my dick in a banana leaf for a week
I get a lot of unwanted erections with dribbly pre-cum. So by the end of the day my underpants normally stink like a sun dried condom and my dick does too. Regular soap just doesn't quite get rid of the smell anymore.
Now, my grandma was part islander, and she always used to cook with banana leaves. It made meat really sweet and moist. She used to wrap warts in the banana skin too and said it healed wounds.
So I figured i'd give my wife a bit of a surprise before one of our infamous saturday night sex sessions and use a banana leaf to clean up the smell of my dong and make it taste a bit nicer, just in case she wanted to put it in her mouth.
I wrapped it up gently on a monday with electrical tape allowing the end to be open so it didn't block my piss hole and took it off on a friday. However, my dick didn't look clean at all when I took it off. It was covered in white bleeding papules with snotty looking fluid.
For anyone interested in a scientific experiment, do not repeat this one. It is just not worth it.
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Uterus Explosion
02:26
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Cheeto
02:07
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The Temporary People
00:25
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City of Angels
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Axces
Noise metal project formed in 2021.
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